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Sunday, January 14, 2007

boob job

as firm

as fists

Pat Paulk said...: Nuzzling up with "fists" doesn't sound so attractive. Most interesting. What inspired this one??; 4:26 AM
Bill said...: Pat, it all started with a special report on local tv. After that, a combination of social satirist and dirty old man did the rest. The thought is that implants produce an unnatural and even repellent firmness; sort of the botox of the bosom.

Unfortunately, as time passes, there will be fewer and fewer boys growing up knowing what the real thing used to be like.; 10:04 AM
polona said...: this made me smile first, then made me think... good job, bill :); 12:52 PM
Masago said...: Good job, Bill!; 8:12 PM
Bill said...: Thanks, polona and Vaughn. We do strange things to ourselves in the name of beauty.; 5:51 PM
J. Andrew Lockhart said...: :) I agree.; 5:59 PM
J. Andrew Lockhart said...: :) I agree.; 6:00 PM
floots said...: oh no - i'm even more afraid of the forthcoming rocky movie :); 11:45 PM
Bill said...: Thanks, andrew and floots. I recently saw "an adult film star" give a topless interview on one of the cable channels, and all I could think was I'd hate to be poked in the eye by wone of those things.; 6:51 AM

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